Animal Killing A cozy studio apartment in the heart of Brooklyn’s historic Park Slope area. Near tons of bars and restaurants.Bit of an infestation from the surrounding Gowanus canal but IT IS BEING DEALT WITH.
The apartment is laid out smartly with the bed and kitchen counters close enough to allow comfortable entrance and egress from the apartment without touching the beautiful Brazilian Teak floor, where several American alligators have found their way into the apartment, which since the previous tenant moved in have gained a taste for human blood and WILL BE PUT DOWN once the super gets around to it.
People have been chomping at the bit to see this place, so sign soon.
Pets allowed 
No Smoking 